(Professional Stand-ins)
Hello.
You have professional stand-ins, right?
Please send them over now
to the Gag Apartment model house.
- When they show up... / - Hello.
Hello.
We're the top stand-in agency,
1,000 Stand-ins.
I see.
The thing is,
we want people to move in to this complex
so please make the model house look busy.
Don't worry.
That's what we're best at.
These guys are first-timers.
This place is nice.
Just say how nice it is.
- Nice. / - Nice.
Very good.
And her.
She's very expressive.
She's very good.
I'll be the model of this model house.
Great.
Very nice.
And as for me, if you're ever in trouble,
I'll show up and handle it.
- You're all so reliable! / - Right?
Let's do a little cheer.
- Believe, believe, let's go! / - Let's go!
They look so clever.
- This apartment... / - Nice.
Nice.
- Nice. / - Nice.
Excuse me.
Nobody's here.
Wait until people show up
and try to sound natural then.
Nice.
Hello.
I'm here to see the place.
Great.
These units are all sound-proofed.
- Really? / - Yes.
Nice.
Excuse me.
Don't be so stiff.
Say that while circling.
Nice.
- Nice. / - Excuse me.
- Nice. / - Why do they keep spinning?
The place is so nice
their heads are spinning.
- Their heads are spinning? / - Yes.
Since it's so nice?
Hold on.
Why is the floor so dirty?
Oh, that's because
we had a lot of visitors.
Just wipe it down real quick
and it'll be shiny like an ice rink.
Like an ice rink?
For real.
- Really? / - Yes.
What the...
- Yumi! / - What the...
Yumi!
What are they doing?
Yumi!
They were curling in here!
This happens from time to time.
What?
Kim Yuna had a show here last time.
Don't be ridiculous.
Geez...
You're looking for a newlywed home, right?
Yes.
It's great that you're here.
This place has great energy.
It'll only make you and your wife closer.
Really?
- Nice. / - Nice.
Nice.
- What are you doing? / - What the...
What was that?
Why did they become closer?
Good question...
Geez... Hold on.
Where's the bathroom?
Right this way.
- Let me see. / - Just like this...
Here's the bathroom.
I can tell my wife isn't going to like it.
This bathroom's no good.
I've never seen such an amazing bathroom!
- What? / - Wow, it's perfect for women.
This is the toilet?
No, I want to wash my face in this.
No!
What are you doing?
♪ I came here to poop ♪
♪ But now I'm taking a bath ♪
That's ridiculous!
- Close the door! / - ♪ Early morning, Yumi... ♪
What was that about?
This happens from time to time.
People come here to get water.
Don't be ridiculous!
Hold on. Why is this place so dark?
There's no sunlight.
No, you're mistaken.
This place faces south.
It gets so warm that it's hot
whenever there's sunlight.
- It gets hot? / - Yes.
What is this?
- What the... / - Hey!
Put some oil on me.
What? Oil?
Nice.
How is that nice?
I'm not going to live here!
Geez...
You guys ruined everything!
(Group Assignment)
Why does the professor keep
giving us group assignments?
Sora.
How many times did I tell you to do research?
- You never do it... / - Here.
I knew you could do it.
(I didn't do it)
You didn't do it.
You sure put some work into this.
Forget it. I'll do it.
We have so much to do...
Excuse me.
Is this group 6?
Who are you, sir?
Class of 2018. I'm Seo Namyong.
Class of 2018? So you're a freshman, sir?
Most honorable upperclassman!
Just ask me to do anything!
- No, it's okay. / - I'll devote myself!
You don't have to be so tense.
Just relax.
We're in the same group
so we have to share information.
Let me get your number.
- My number? / - Yes.
015...
015?
It's my pager number.
What?
If you add 1818,
I'll take it that you're angry...
- And come as fast as I can. / - No.
I wouldn't do that.
This week's topic is sports.
Did you do any research?
I prepared a lot on sports.
Really?
- You prepared something? / - Just a moment...
And...
No! I didn't mean protesting.
- It's not like that... / - Wake up!
- Wake up! / - No, no.
It's not like that.
Why did you make a Molotov cocktail?
Please forgive me!
No...
- Please stand up. / - I'm so sorry!
Please stand up. Don't do this.
It's fine. Please stand up.
Nobody does this these days.
Just sit comfortably.
I want some too.
This mist is so moist.
- I want some too. / - Hey!
- No way... / - Hey.
Look at the time.
Do you take me for a fool?
Hey!
Do you take him for a fool?
Do you know how scary he is?
- If he ever yells at you... / - That's enough.
- That's enough... / - He'll take it to the end!
- Please act right in front of him! / - That's enough.
Please!
Geez...
Yunseung.
Are you sick?
You're all sweaty.
It's because of you.
I'm so sad.
Just sit down!
Geez...
It's the scary TA!
Hey.
This TA is really scary.
Watch yourselves
or he can make school miserable for us.
Hello.
The files aren't totally...
You need to revise this part.
Pardon?
You need to revise this part.
What was that?
I said to fix this!
Must I raise my voice?
So annoying!
- I'm so sorry! / - No. no.
- I'm sorry! / - No...
Stand up.
It's fine.
He wasn't even that scary.
Nobody did any work.
Yunseung, I prepared a presentation.
- Really? / - Yes.
- For real? / - Yes.
See? At least someone did some work.
I'll start group 6's presentation on sports.
- Huiryeong. / - For group 6...
- Yes? / - You're so bad at making title page.
- I'll teach you. / - Yes.
- Get rid of the red words. / - Okay.
- Make half of it black. / - Okay.
- Use white font. / - Okay.
Doesn't that look much nicer?
Now add a nice picture for the background.
Alright.
No!
Not a picture like that!
Add a photo.
Oh... Alright.
Bonobono!
A photo of Bonobono!
No more Bonobono!
Alright.
The first sport we'll talk about is swimming.
In swimming, there's freestyle,
the butterfly,
and the breaststroke...
And many other styles of swimming.
What was that?
What?
What just passed by?
Oh... The Bo-stroke?
What?
There's no Bo-stroke!
That's how Bonobono swims.
Don't be ridiculous!
Get rid of Bonobono!
Alright.
Next is bowling.
In bowling, you roll a ball
to knock over pins.
Hey. You made the bowling ball Bonobono, right?
No.
Oh, I guess not.
You roll the ball to knock over the pins.
- One pin is left! / - After knocking them over...
That pin...
Zoom in on that pin.
What is that?
That.
That pin.
What is that?
Hey!
Why did his neck get so long?
No more Bonobono!
Alright.
Next is soccer.
Soccer is one of the most popular sports in Korea.
You score a goal by...
Bonobono is playing soccer!
- He's chasing the ball! / - He's so good.
What is that?
Yunseung, isn't he really good?
No more Bonobono! Please!
Alright.
Next is volleyball.
In volleyball, you strike the ball with your hand...
- Over the net... / - Stop it!
Blocking!
Why did Bonobono jump to block?
(The Set-up)
Hey, Seunghwan.
I'm a busy man. Why'd you invite me to Hangang?
I'm taking a walk with my girlfriend
and she's bringing a close friend.
You two should date.
Who are you to tell me what to do?
Are you my wife?
She looks really pretty without makeup.
Sit down, dear.
Hyeseon, come on.
Geez...
Hyeseon.
A great guy is showing up today.
Seunghye.
I'm not obsessed with men.
He looks like the movie star Park Haejin.
♪ I can't live without men, I just can't ♪
- Hey, honey. / - Hi, honey.
Seunghwan, say hello.
- Welcome. / - Welcome.
- Good-bye. / - Good-bye.
Come on.
You said she looks pretty without makeup.
She looks like a manhole cover.
Seunghye.
You said Park Haejin.
He's more like bacteria.
- Come on, Hyeseon! / - Seunghwan.
- Sit down. / - Just sit.
- You two should talk. / - Yeah.
What's your blood type?
Type triangle.
What's your name?
Hatchet.
What did you major in?
Honey pastries.
What do you want to do with me today?
I want to headbutt you.
- Hyeseon! / - What's wrong?
She wants to headbutt me. Watch your back.
He said his blood type is type triangle.
Let's report this mutant.
- Come on, Hyeseon! / - Don't be like that. Just sit.
Just sit.
Honey.
- It's so nice to be out here! / - Yeah.
A lot of people brought their dogs.
I should've brought my dog.
My dog could've used a walk too.
What kind of pets do you two have?
- A hedgehog. / - A hedgehog.
You have a pet hedgehog, Miss Manhole Cover?
Of course!
Sometimes, when I have indigestion,
I use him to prick my finger.
Wow! You're like a drain.
You're like a sewer!
How about we take our hedgehogs
out for a walk when you're free?
You two are perfect together!
I don't have a pet hedgehog.
I grow my pit hair.
The bacteria is growing seaweed.
Let's pluck some.
- Where are you going? Just sit. / - Come on...
- Honey, we've been so tactless. / - Yeah.
Let's go buy some beer.
Seunghwan, we're going to get some beer.
- You two talk. / - It's still broad daylight!
Buy some bar snacks too!
- Excuse me... / - Excuse me...
- You go first... / - You go first...
- Then I'll go first... / - Then I'll go first...
I'll talk first.
I actually have somewhere to go.
I have somewhere to go as well.
- Dance academy. / - Dance academy.
Then how about we start some trouble?
They're grinding on each other!
Gosh!
Goodness!
I'm leaving.
Where are you going, Hyeseon?
Are you okay?
Seunghwan.
I'm a busy man. What is the meaning of this?
I just fell!
Are you okay?
I fell in love with that girl.
Seunghwan!
(Star, Star, Star)
Hello!
I'm Somi of 25!
What is the meaning of this?
I graduated from Ewha Womans University.
Hello,
I'm the blockbuster actress, Lee Hyeonjeong.
Stop it!
Hello!
I'm the beautiful comedian, Oh Nami!
I'll apply your makeup.
Can you add the CZ here like Hyuna?
Sure.
I'll apply your makeup.
Give me false eyelashes like Gianna Jun.
Sure.
I'll apply your makeup.
Give me a really big mole here.
Sure.
- Somi. / - Yes.
Can you make it to the fan meeting in China?
Of course.
Hello. My name is An Somi.
Nice to meet you.
Impressive, Somi.
Hyeonjeong.
Can you make it to the awards show?
Of course.
Thank you for this award.
It's a beautiful night.
- Nami. / - Yeah?
Can you grind up this radish?
Of course.
Goodness,
Kang Daniel.
I had so much fun shooting the music video.
Okay, bye.
Goodness, Park Bogum.
I had so much fun shooting the movie.
Goodness, Mr. Tong.
I had so much fun shooting today.
- Somi. / - Yes?
Your prop.
Thank you. I should practice.
Like this.
Impressive, Somi.
Hyeonjeong.
Your prop.
I'm the queen.
What's so hard about making
life or death decision for a concubine?
- Nami. / - Yeah?
Your prop.
Thank you.
(Pigeon Magic Troupe)
They're here.
They're here to make up for their dark pasts.
Introducing Mr. Gwon of the Pigeon Magic Troupe!
Hello.
I'm Magician Gwon Jaegwan.
Before I show you my amazing trick,
I'll show you a simple one.
It'll be a transporting trick.
Magician Lee Seongdong,
you have a handkerchief, right?
Just hold it up.
Abra, abra, abra...
Cadabra!
Amazing, right?
Now I'll try this trick
with a member of the audience.
Today will be special...
So I'd like to pick a lady.
You, sir.
Do you have a handkerchief?
No.
What's in your pocket?
Just my wallet.
I'll do my trick on that then.
Abracadabra.
Nothing happened. It didn't fly away.
Abra...
Cadabra.
It's not flying away.
You son of a...
Abracadabra!
- Applause! / - Applause!
Now I'll show you my amazing trick.
For this trick,
I'll bring in Magician Yun Seunghyeon to help.
Magician Yun Seunghyeon.
Hello, boss.
Call me a magician.
I'm sorry, Magician Boss.
Alright.
I'll make Magician Yun Seunghyeon
disappear into the woods behind him.
Watch carefully.
Get ready!
Abra...
This is no joke, people.
Watch carefully.
If you're ready now...
Abra... Abra...
Abracadabra!
Disappeared without a trace.
- Applause! / - Applause!
This is the highlight of today's magic show.
The closet trick.
I'll show you all now.
Bring in the closet.
As you can see...
There's nothing inside this closet.
Nothing in here.
You saw the closet with nothing inside.
Bring me the clothes.
We see a lot of clothes here.
Among these clothes...
This dress.
This dress...
I'll hang it up here.
Now, close the closet.
Make sure it's closed.
I'll take this closet...
And turn it.
Closet, turn.
Turning it...
Open, closet.
Abracadabra!
Hey.
Go stand over there.
It's not over yet.
These outfits here...
Let me ask you, sir.
Which one should I hang up?
This one?
Not this one, right?
I'll hang this up...
Just like this.
Close the closet.
The closet has been closed.
It's closed.
Now...
Turn the closet.
Everyone, we'll all say the magic word
at the count of 3.
1, 2, 3.
- Abracadabra! / - Abracadabra!
So sexy, right?
Applause!
(Ugly Inside)
You startled me!
Yumi!
You're here.
Yumi.
Happy one-year anniversary.
Happy anniversary.
♪ Byeongcheol loves Yumi ♪
I think you're my anniversary gift.
- Really? / - Yeah.
- Yumi, I have something to tell you. / - What is it?
Will you love me no matter what?
Of course.
Do you think I like you for your looks?
I fell for your kind heart.
Really?
Yumi... I mean... Princess Yumi.
Just a moment.
I made a special treat for you, princess.
Wonderful.
I just need to add the squid.
The princess will be waiting.
- I'm so happy. / - Princess!
The squid...
What the... Who are you?
Why is a squid holding a squid?
Get out. Take your squid and get out!
It's me Byeongcheol.
What?
♪ Byeongcheol loves Yumi ♪
How dare you impersonate Byeongcheol
with that face?
Is this the institution of oceanography?
A giant squid is talking.
Please catch him.
Yumi, I'm Byeongcheol.
Listen.
The thing is...
My face keeps changing.
What?
You expect me to believe that?
Is this a hidden camera prank?
Fine then.
If you're really Byeongcheol,
answer this question.
Byeongcheol gave me a gift for our 100th day.
What was it? 1, 2, 3.
- 10 cents! / - 10 cents!
Precisely.
You won't know this one.
Where was my first kiss with Byeongcheol?
Tell me. 1, 2, 3!
The nightclub bathroom!
Precisely!
Byeongcheol...
Honey!
Calm down, Yumi.
It's our anniversary.
So we should break up.
Yumi.
What the...
I smell something burning!
- Where is it? / - What is it?
- I'm not all about looks. / - It isn't burnt.
I can't be obsessed with looks.
No, I am not obsessed with looks.
- Yumi. / - Get your hands off me!
Goodness!
I'm sorry, honey!
Get up, honey.
Why did you show up?
Go back to being handsome.
Score!
Honey!
Honey.
Why didn't you tell me you had this condition?
Yumi, I'm so sorry.
Honey...
Just promise me this then.
That you won't move.
- That you won't leave. / - Alright.
You don't have to stay in shape or anything.
Just don't ever go back to that other face!
Alright, Yumi.
Alright.
It's our anniversary.
Let's have some wine.
Hold on, you said you wouldn't leave.
Alright.
I'll just get it from the fridge.
Hold my hand.
Alright.
Let's hold hands.
We're holding hands.
Where did that wine go?
The bottom shelf.
Where?
Did you get it?
Yumi.
That was fast...
How much did you eat from the fridge
during that short period?
What do you mean? I'm on an empty stomach.
I told you not to exercise.
I didn't say to give up on life.
Why does God keep granting these wishes?
God is dead...
Yumi.
I'm sorry...
I'm so sorry, Byeongcheol.
Forget our anniversary. I want to be alone.
I'm sorry. Please leave.
I want to be alone. I'm really sorry.
Byeongcheol, I'm really sorry.
Honey...
God is dead.
God is dead!
He's alive!
God is alive!
I'm so sorry! Please forgive me...
I'll never judge someone on their looks again!
No?
You're not God?
Who are you?
I'm Song Byeongcheol.
Byeongcheol?
♪ Byeongcheol loves Yumi ♪
I feel like I'll go to hell if I hit you.
Byeongcheol became God.
Yumi, don't be like that.
Have some pasta.
Goodness... The pasta...
It's seaweed pasta.
I'm sorry. I'm fine, honey.
I lost my appetite.
I'm fine.
You can eat this.
Eat this all, Lord.
Go then.
Eat it all yourself!
Thanks for that, Yumi.
I ate a lot.
Honey...
I didn't think I was obsessed with looks
but I guess this is the way I am.
This day felt like a year!
I'm sorry.
Just let me go.
Yumi...
I guess I made you struggle.
I'm sorry.
I'll leave you.
But...
Accept this ring.
I was going to give it to you when I propose.
A diamond?
Where is it? Pick it up.
Find it and pick it up.
Pick it up.
Pick it up. Where did it go?
My precious!
It's yours.
No, it's mine!
It's yours. No, I paid for this.
Yumi's ring is mine!
(We Need to Talk 1987)
Dad.
We're meeting Bongseon and her parents
so please don't mess it up.
You brat...
What do you take me for?
You'd better stay sharp yourself, boy!
Please give me some work to do.
No, I can't.
Please stop this.
Isn't that Sejin?
I heard his family went bankrupt.
I guess he's looking for a job.
Please.
Please give me some work.
- I'm begging you. / - I said I can't!
Look here!
Oh... Hello, sir.
Hey there.
The boy is begging you.
Can't you give him some work?
Never!
Why not?
How could I give work to the building owner?
Sir, please be good to us this month.
I'm sick of collecting rent every month.
I want to work too!
Sir, I'm so envious.
You have to work hard your entire life!
Get lost!
Good-bye.
What was he babbling about?
They should be here soon.
Geez, boy...
Hello, ma'am.
Hello there.
I'm Bongseon's mother.
I see...
You're obviously Bongseon's mom.
So...
I'm Daehui's father.
Let's sit and talk.
Ma'am.
Bongseon didn't come with you?
Oh...
It's a special day
so she went to the hair salon.
She'll be here soon.
So...
This shouldn't be that complicated.
Let's just enjoy a meal together.
How about a drink?
A drink?
I'm not much of a drinker.
I guess you can handle your alcohol.
Nonsense.
I get drunk from the smell of alcohol.
Goodness...
Were you born on the year of the rooster?
Are you going to peck at the soju?
Cheers!
Cheers...
Goodness...
Now that I took a drink...
I feel like dynamite!
So then...
My boy Daehui is lacking
so I want to thank you
for accepting him as your son-in-law.
No, not at all.
If you want to talk about lacking,
Bongseon is the one that's really lacking.
That's true...
Is this a party?
Your tongue sure likes to dance.
I'm sorry about that.
My dad isn't much of a drinker.
So...
Have you been living in Busan long?
Well... I was born in Busan
but I lived in Seoul for longer.
I'm a Seoul city girl!
For someone that's lived in Seoul,
you still speak in dialect!
It looks like you don't believe me.
I can't tell a lie.
Your food is here.
Goodness!
Hey!
And you are?
Goodness! It is you!
You don't recognize me?
We were locked up together at Seoul Prison.
Pardon?
You were the leader in our cell!
Let's talk later.
Oh... Who are...
Goodness!
Is it like this?
I see a bug crawling...
Maybe I should crush it!
Beat it.
Yes, ma'am.
So...
I guess you did spend time in Seoul.
I told you...
That I can't tell a lie.
So anyway...
Once the kids get married,
you'll be providing them with a home, right?
Of course!
I already have a place ready.
My home is a rental
but I can just live with the kids.
The kids are going to be newlyweds.
How can they all live in that tiny shack?
Daehui.
Move into our house once you get married.
My house is big.
What did you say?
Did you just tell me
to move into your home
and live with your family?
Thank you!
Thank you so much!
Sure.
You're still a student
so until you find a decent job,
you'll clean and do the laundry.
You know how to cook, right?
Yes!
Boy!
You're so shameless!
Our family...
Might be poor and broke...
But if you...
Move into their home...
You'll have to walk on eggshells!
You'll have to clean
and do the laundry!
And cook!
Look here!
Dad!
I'm better at that stuff.
Please let me live with you!
I love walking on eggshells!
- I love it... / - What's wrong with you?
Let me live with you!
Let me live with you! Being alone is scary!
Let me live with you!
(The Participation Show)
Hello, I'm Song Yeonggil the comedian.
We'll be picking one of you in the audience
and make you into the female lead of a drama.
Raise your hand if you want to be a drama lead.
You, in the black jacket.
Come on up.
Hi, my name is Duggeob.
My surname is Wol.
I'm Wol Duggeob.
I'm going abroad so that I can fulfill
my dream of becoming a soccer player.
This is Incheon International Airport.
Where's my bag though?
This is so heavy!
Geez...
Hey, clumsy.
Duggeob.
How could you leave your bag behind?
Geez...
I'm such a good friend for seeing you off.
It's not like I'm your boyfriend...
Passengers flying to Barcelona
should go to gate 6.
So...
It looks like you have to go now.
Duggeob.
I've wanted to tell you this for a while.
The thing is...
I love...
So basically...
I love...
Good-bye.
Have a good trip.
I'm leaving.
Don't stop me!
I told you to let me go, dummy!
Don't hold me back!
Should I do this alone?
Don't hold me back!
I said not to hold me back!
Alright.
Now that I think about it...
I can't live without you, Duggeob.
Don't go, Duggeob.
Just quit soccer...
And stay by my side forever, alright?
Duggeob, Duggeob...
What are you doing?
You'll miss your flight.
Let's go.
Hold it.
Oh, you must be that coach
that's getting her to play soccer.
I will never let Duggeob go.
What are you talking about?
This is an amazing opportunity for her.
I don't think you know
just how good at soccer she is.
She'll show you.
- Her soccer skills. / - Where's the soccer ball?
Here.
Where's the soccer ball?
I just gave you one.
A soccer ball... Oh, here's one.
What?
What the...
Duggeob...
Show him your soccer skills.
Why is this thing on my butt?
Show him your soccer skills!
That was a good kick...
Goal!
Cristiano Ronaldo!
Great.
Your shot was perfect...
But you didn't celebrate.
I'll show you the ring celebration.
A ring...
This is my ring celebration for you.
I don't want to be your soccer coach.
I want to be your life coach.
Will you accept my feelings?
I'll check our luggage.
Just wait here.
The plane...
The plane is departing. Please board.
Wol Duggeob?
Duggeob!
It's me.
Geunji!
You don't remember?
Back...
In the past...
It's a flashback. You have to do it too.
Back...
In the past...
- Duggeob. / - Yeah.
When I grow up,
I'm going to become a cool pilot.
Wow!
How about you?
I'm going to be an air dancer.
Wow! An air dancer?
Let's make our dreams come true.
Alright!
Yeah!
Our dreams! I wanted to become a pilot.
You wanted to become an air dancer.
How about making that dream come true here?
Let's show them.
No!
I have an announcement to make.
The plane Wol Duggeob has boarded...
After 20 years...
Has arrived at Ryu Geunji's heart.
I love you, Duggeob.
I'm a person!
Hey...
That's my girlfriend!
Listen up.
Duggeob is mine.
She's my Son Heungmin!
Don't be ridiculous! She's my air dancer!
- What are you saying? / - You're at an airport!
Captain.
My eyes...
Today's in-flight meal.
Spicy pork.
What the...
Spicy squid.
What the...
Where are the main dishes?
This is just rice.
Good question.
I'm not sure.
It's in your stomach!
Geez...
Disgusting...
Duggeob.
Decide before you go abroad.
Who's the real man in your heart?
Is it time for me to pick?
Use this as your weapon.
Hit them hard!
I'll pick last place first.
1, 2, 3.
This plane is going to hell.
Going to hell.
Next is 2nd.
1, 2, 3.
(Flower Band)
Dear...
You have to work so hard because of me.
It's okay, dear.
I deserve it for marrying a poor guy like you.
Alright, so stop.
Forget this.
Let's make a lot of money
and move into a big house
with lots of rooms and two bathrooms.
Yeah, what's the first thing you want to do
once we move into a big house?
What do you want to do first?
After moving into a big house...
♪ Let's use separate rooms ♪
♪ You snore too much ♪
♪ And you grind your teeth ♪
Honey!
Hey, honey.
You're wearing glasses.
It's been a while since we've been dating.
Why haven't you proposed to me?
Well...
I'm actually preparing a surprise for you.
What is it?
So will you get a room at a 7-star hotel
and have BTS sing for me
as you show up with a diamond ring
and put it on my finger and say,
"Somi, will you marry me?"
Let's not get married.
What are you talking about?
It's not like that.
I'm putting together a big surprise for you
so you'd better be prepared.
How will you surprise me?
♪ He has children ♪
♪ Two daughters ♪
♪ Please raise them ♪
I want to get married
and have a daughter that looks like me.
A daughter that looks like you?
I take it back!
♪ He took it back ♪
Hey.
Who should I date if Seolhyun and IU
both asked me out?
I'd definitely choose Seolhyun.
No way! IU!
Should we ask people who they like better?
Should we ask?
♪ I like them both... ♪
Hey.
I wonder if they like me too.
Teacher.
My dad is really famous.
He's on TV
and people always look for him.
Gosh, what does your father do?
What does my dad do?
My dad...
♪ He's a wanted criminal ♪
♪ For voice phishing ♪
♪ His phone bill is $5,000 ♪
Hey, I sent the money you wanted to borrow
after you called.
That wasn't me.
Did I get conned?
That was me.
♪ I was confused ♪
Honey, what is he doing? Dancing?
How can he dance in front of all these people?
Now that's art.
That's embarrassing.
What are you talking about?
That guy...
Is that modern dance or performance art?
What is that guy doing?
What is he doing?
♪ He's an attention seeker ♪
♪ He's my buddy ♪
♪ He's very confident ♪
Hey, you should cover up
the embarrassing areas.
Yeah? Sorry.
Happy?
♪ I cover him up ♪
(Momentary Home Shopping)
This is Momentary Home Shopping with Lee Munjae
and we'll start now.
The product I'd like to show you today
is fresh rice.
We'll bring the developer and CEO
and talk with you all.
Mr. CEO!
Hello.
- Good to be here. / - Hello.
People.
It's fresh rice this time.
You all should remember.
They'd always sell out.
Yoo Minsang's brown rice...
Yoo Minsang's glutinous rice...
Yoo Minsang's belly fat...
Yoo Minsang's chins and neck fat...
Stop that!
I'm saying it's by Yoo Minsang.
If you tried our product, you should know.
You can store our product for a long time
and it'll never attract bugs.
Why?
Because it was grown using
a ridiculous amount of pesticides.
What are you talking about?
Yoo Minsang's farm has no scarecrows.
The birds died after eating from his fields.
No, no!
No, they're alive.
Don't you all want some, people?
Please call now.
The number is 02-9189-9406...
9292-9292...
Oink, oink, oink, oink...
Stop that!
Please call now.
You. Don't be so bad on the phone.
Try practicing first.
- Hello. This is Momentary Home Shopping. / - Yes.
How may I help you?
Hello. This is...
I'll pick up after I practice.
No! No!
Hey!
We'll talk about our product some more.
Yoo Minsang's fresh rice
was grown in Korea.
It's 100% local.
That's right.
Take a look.
It says U.S.A.
What are you talking about?
Ulsan.
- Ulsan... / - At least make it look more convincing.
What is this?
If you order our product now,
we'll throw in this glutinous millet.
Just mix it with Yoo Minsang's fresh rice
to make some delicious rice with millet.
I love that stuff too.
- It's delicious. / - That's right.
Yoo Minsang is all about rice with millet.
I didn't really like the way that sounded.
Don't you like rice with millet?
I really like it.
That's right. Korea's top rice with millet
is by Yoo Minsang.
Let's move on!
- Move on? / - Please.
Now we'll bring in experienced homemaker
Kim Suyeong to show you more uses for our rice.
Suyeong.
Our rice is so nice
that you don't have to throw out
the water you rinsed the rice in.
You just save it
and try washing your face with it.
It's so good for your skin.
I heard something strange.
Excuse me!
Don't just drink it without putting it on your face!
It's for your face!
That's it.
Like that...
Excuse me...
Hey!
It's mine!
What? Hey!
What was that?
Don't you all want some, people?
Please call now.
We got two calls.
Hurry and pick up.
- What? / - Pick up the phone. We got two calls.
- What was that? / - Pick up the phone!
What did you say?
To pick up the phone.
Hey! You did that on purpose!
Let's cut to a quick commercial break.
♪ To learn English go to Gag School dot com ♪
Yoo Minsang's fresh rice.
Hey! How was that relevant?
How was that relevant? How was that relevant?
Don't you all want some, people?
Please call now.
This has been Yoo Minsang's pork intestines.
We never had that here!
It's the best.
(YOLO Inn)
Dear.
- Yes? / - Dear.
How do I look today?
You look even prettier today.
Don't lie.
I'm all wrinkly.
I don't see any wrinkles.
Only a little bit.
I look ugly.
Should I get rid of those wrinkles?
How?
Come here.
I can make those wrinkles go away with love.
No more wrinkles.
Do I look pretty?
What's with this reaction?
Grandpa!
Hey, Deulle and Dallae.
Hi, kids.
Grandpa.
I brought rice rolls for you.
These look good.
Yummy.
It's good.
See?
He's fine eating day-old rice rolls!
You're right.
Grandpa...
Have some milk that expired last month.
Doesn't it look good?
Why are you kids here?
Grandpa.
Please buy a robot vacuum cleaner.
- A robot vacuum cleaner? / - Yes.
What is this?
If you turn it on,
it'll find dust and get rid of it.
It'll get it all.
Really?
Then let's turn this on.
Why is it coming to me?
Why does it keep following me? Let me turn it off.
See?
He's dirtier than fine dust!
You're so dirty! Become dust!
You brats!
You brat!
Dear, don't get angry.
They said I'm dirtier than fine dust...
But it's true.
Dear.
I'm feeling a bit depressed.
How about we have some rice wine?
I'll get a bowl.
No, don't go.
Why bother?
I have one here. Hold on.
I have one.
Here you go.
Have a drink.
That's...
Drink it.
What is this?
Rice wine.
Isn't this poop wine?
Poop wine...
Don't be ridiculous!
Drink it so I can unclog the toilet.
Drink this?
Drink it and give it back.
Poop wine...
It's good.
Very nice...
I can't drink this!
What was that!
You spat poop particles at me!
Poop particles?
That's disgusting!
It smells like poop!
What are you saying?
How annoying...
Since I had something to drink,
I should have laver as a snack.
I should do some sewing.
It's hard to thread this needle with my bad eyes.
Why is it so hard to thread?
That won't work.
You have to wet it with saliva.
How?
Give it.
I'll wet it with saliva
so it'll go in the needle.
Wow, what's that black stuff?
It's just string!
- Covered in spit. / - Spit?
It's yarn.
I can't believe this...
Poop and then saliva...
- Sir! / - Hello!
Is this YOLO Inn?
That's right.
- Honey. / - Yeah?
I think I still have meat in my teeth from before.
Wow!
Dental floss!
That feels nice!
Why did I get laver in my teeth
from using dental floss?
What? You had laver by yourself?
You're the worst!
Thank you, sir!
- Sure. / - Thank you.
My pig wants to feed her piglets.
Why are you interfering, chicken?
Let her feed her piglets.
Mr. Kim!
It's me.
What are those?
I just dropped off my twin grandsons at day care.
What the...
Looks like your pig had piglets.
She's feeding them.
Yeah?
- Honey. / - Yeah.
Let's take a photo together.
Hey! Why did you just kiss me?
So what? It's just the two of us here.
You're so sly.
Honey, I'm thirsty.
Yeah? I'll get you some water.
Seunghye...
The old man is suckling the pig.
Don't be ridiculous.
It's true.
(Bongsunga School)
Hello!
I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School, Kim Daehui.
Let's get started with Bongsunga School!
Hello, you two.
I enjoy watching you two on
"Same Bed, Different Dreams."
Hello, I'm Songvely.
I love Korea and I love marriage.
Hello. I'm the goddess of China, Chunami.
Songvely, you're always looking at Chunami.
Right.
What is it about my face?
Do I look pretty?
Cute?
Sexy?
What does that mean?
Face mites!
I see face mites!
They're going like this.
You must be crazy!
I'm raising them.
If we both die,
the mites will live. I love you.
I love you.
Good job.
Next is Gangnam!
Men these day are too weak.
- Everyone say it. Man! / - Man!
- Man! / - Man!
I'm the strong man, Gangnam!
Kids these days are too weak like them.
I'm saying a man shouldn't be this weak.
Kids need to be powerful!
Look at this.
The king from "The King Has Donkey Ears."
This king is too weak!
Weak!
That's why people went to
the bamboo forest to tease him
about his donkey ears!
Make his hairstyle powerful!
Powerful hair. PH.
PH.
He's really powerful.
Make his body powerful!
A shredded king.
- SK. / - SK.
Make his ears powerful!
Stretchy ears.
- SE. / - SE.
And that's not all.
Men these days are too weak.
When they do their hair,
they add hairspray like this...
This is too weak.
- Weak! / - Be powerful when applying hairspray!
It's angry.
It's angry!
My hair got blasted by CO2!
BC!
Who wants to talk next?
- Hi! / - How cute.
Hi!
So cute.
Who are you?
Hello, teacher.
I'm the animal-loving girl.
I'm Annie.
Alright, Annie.
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
It makes me so sad
when people harm animals.
What animal do you feel sorry for?
Chickens.
I feel so bad for chickens.
Why?
People eat every part of the chicken.
That's why for me,
chicken breast is a no!
Chicken feet are a no!
Chicken soup is a big...
No, no, no!
I don't eat those.
I saw you eat fried chicken yesterday.
I eat it fried.
Why?
I have to eat something greasy.
What are you talking about?
Oh, right. You all know
we have a team dinner after this shoot, right?
Yes!
Teacher.
I hate team dinners.
For me, even pork belly is a no!
Fatty pork is a no!
Pork collar is a big...
No, no, no!
I don't eat those.
Too bad.
I was going to treat everyone today.
I do eat premium grade beef.
Why?
It's too freaking expensive to pay for myself.
That's true.
Teacher, are you really going to treat us?
That's a big...
No, no, no!
I feel so bad.
Why?
He tries so hard now that he's aged.
It's Monday tomorrow.
You all have work tomorrow, right?
What did you just say?
Who are you?
Hello.
I'm Gukja, the pride of Korean literature.
Alright, Gukja.
Teacher, what did you just say?
I asked if they were going to work tomorrow.
Did you know?
Work is an abbreviation.
Did you know that?
Work is an abbreviation?
What is that an abbreviation of?
W...
As soon as you leave home...
Ork...
You're filled with worries.
That was cool.
That's true.
Is leaving work an abbreviation too?
Of course.
Leaving...
Work...
Done with work.
Hey.
Nice.
Then how about overtime?
Over...
Hey, hey, hey.
Whoever wants to leave can go home.
Time...
But I'll be staying behind.
That's true.
There are always department heads like this.
Department head is an abbreviation too.
Really?
Department...
His subordinates badmouthed him...
Head...
So he'll live a long life.
Oh, and...
Are you leaving?
No, just.
That disrespectful punk.
Alright.
Next is the handsome Geunji!
Hello, teacher!
I have a cursed body.
I'm CB Ryu Geunji.
How are you cursed? You're in great shape.
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
I'm so scared to go to the department store!
Why?
Whenever I go to the department store,
I'm always misunderstood.
How?
Wow, this is a nice outfit.
The mannequin just moved!
People think I'm a mannequin!
I'm a human being.
Don't laugh.
I'm crying from being sad.
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
Since so many people came today,
I'll give them my autograph.
I need a piece of paper...
Paper... Paper?
No, no... I'll use this.
My autograph...
Take it!
A man grabbed it.
The guy looks happy.
He's a man.
I don't like this.
You already autographed it ahead of time.
This was all a plan to take your shirt off.
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
I have role model that I want to surpass.
A role model? Who?
It's... Kim...
Jongkook.
He's not even a comedian.
Why is he your role model?
He has the true cursed body.
I'll surpass Kim Jongkook!
Rather than scary Jongkook,
I'll try to surpass Daehui.
You already have.
My body likes the gym more than the club
and I hate it!
I hate it.
Yeah, I hate it too.
I hate you too, teacher!
Go sit down.
Next...
Wu Eongjae!
♪ I'm back, back, back, back again ♪
- Where are you pointing? / - Teacher.
The blackboard?
I drink burdock tea instead of barley tea.
- I'm Wu Eongjae. / - Alright.
Where are you pointing?
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
- There are those times. / - What times?
- There are those times. / - What do you mean?
♪ There are those times ♪
♪ When your mom is excited about ♪
♪ Switching perfumes for spring ♪
♪ But then she went to my dad ♪
♪ And asked how she smelled ♪
♪ My dad said ♪
♪ Spray some in your mouth, dear ♪
♪ My mom said ♪
♪ What are you talking about? ♪
♪ What my mom needs is Park Boyoung's... ♪
♪ Two bags of that ♪
What are you talking about?
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
There are those times.
What times?
There are those times.
What do you mean?
♪ There are those times ♪
♪ When the junior comedians ♪
♪ Prepare a new skit ♪
♪ But then they got a big tarp as a prop ♪
♪ So I wanted to know what it was for ♪
♪ I asked and a junior comedian said ♪
♪ This is Yoo Minsang's underwear ♪
♪ Minsang said ♪
♪ That's too small, get me a bigger size ♪
♪ What Minsang needs is ♪
♪ Two bags of XXL spandex underwear ♪
Good job.
- Go sit down. / - ♪ I'll be back, back again ♪
Next is Twisty.
I'm Twisty!
What's with you all today?
What's happening?
What's going on?
Did your relatives come today?
I'm not sure. What's going on?
What is this?
Why do you always do the opposite?
I always do the opposite!
That's why the others won't hang out with you.
Yes, they won't hang out with me
for always doing the opposite!
That's why I brought some strawberry juice
so they'll start liking me.
What is this about?
This is a gift?
Yes. But not for free.
I'll make someone do 10 elephant spins
before they drink this!
- They'll be dizzy. / - They'll get dizzy.
Don't make them do that.
You shouldn't do it either.
I shouldn't do it?
Yeah.
Then I'll do it!
Hold this!
- 1... / - 2...
- 2... / - 3...
3...
4...
5...
6...
7...
8...
9...
9... 9...
Come here!
- Come here and give it to me! / - It's right here.
Teacher.
I'm so dizzy.
Yeah, don't spin on a swivel chair
just because elephant spins are tiring.
Don't spin on a swivel chair?
- Yeah. / - Then I'll spin on a chair!
And don't try to eat these black bean noodles
after you finish spinning
just to be funny.
Don't say I'll eat the black bean noodles?
- Yeah. / - Then I'll eat the noodles!
And don't ask the others to help you
spin the swivel chair.
- The others? / - Yeah.
Guys...
I'll ask for their help!
Help me, guys!
What are you going to do?
He's going to fly.
Start!
1...
2...
3...
4...
5...
6...
7...
8...
9...
- 9, 9, 9... / - I'm so dizzy...
- 9... / - Hold on...
- Where is it? / - Here.
No!
Don't do that.
- What? / - Don't eat the noodles off the floor.
Don't.
Don't!
Don't say I'll eat this?
Yeah!
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
My character is Twisty.
I'm not a bum.
I won't eat this.
He suddenly came to his senses.
Next is an exciting class. It's history.
That's so boring!
It is not boring!
Hello, teacher.
We're the fun-loving brothers. The Fun Bros!
Yes, baby! Yeah!
So exciting, so exciting!
Yes, baby. Just watching you guys is fun.
What will you talk about today?
Teacher, we'll show you how national history
doesn't have to be boring and it can be fun.
What is stoneware from the Neolithic period called?
- What is it? / - Ground stone tools.
I ground the stones to make these tools we need.
Alright, what did you make?
An axe.
An axe?
That's right! An axe!
♪ Yes ♪
♪ An axe here ♪
♪ Yes ♪
Hold on, hold on!
You said you'd catch me.
You said you'd catch me!
So exciting, so exciting!
Yes, baby!
Whoa, baby...
Teacher.
Teacher, we'll show you how world history
doesn't have to be boring and it can be fun.
Who invented the hot-air balloon in 1783?
Who is it?
The Montgolfier brothers.
We'll use hot air to fly high in the sky.
How can that fly?
- Like this! / - How?
Like this!
- Let's go! / - Let's go!
Let's go!
Teacher!
Help us.
What was that, teacher?
You told me to do this.
This has been the Fun Bros!
- So exciting, so exciting! / - Alright, good job.
Who wants to talk next?
Hey, hey, hey.
That's enough already.
Who are you?
Why...
Hello there.
I'm the sexy chef Jaebaek.
Sexy Baek.
Sexy...
Baek.
So you're a chef.
Sexy Baek the chef.
What are you going to make today?
Today's dish is spicy seafood noodles.
The most important thing in spicy seafood noodles
is chili oil.
I'll make some chili oil.
I prepared some red chili flakes...
Gently...
- He's getting it everywhere. / - Gently...
Sprinkle some like that.
And then...
Add some slippery oil.
Lastly...
You have to stir.
1, 2, 1, 2...
1, 2...
I'll see if it's done.
Sexy...
Baek.
They're all disgusted by you.
So are you finished?
Things got a bit messy.
The most important thing in cooking
is to end with the dishes.
Alright, you can use this sponge.
Oops. That's not how you do the dishes.
Then how?
I'll take this soft sponge
and make it moist with water.
You let it soak so it gets moist.
What are you doing?
Aren't you going to clean with that?
Now...
I'll get started.
Stop it, stop it.
That's enough!
It got foamy.
Good-bye then.
Why are you walking backwards?
Sexy... Back.
He startled me!
Please be seated.
The principal will be here soon.
Hello.
People come first.
I am the 19th principal of Bongsunga School,
Moon Gyojang.
I really enjoy Pigeon Magic Troupe
on Gag Concert these days.
That's why I prepared a magic trick.
Great.
I'll change my wife's voice
into the voice of a completely different person.
My voice?
Abracadabra!
People come first.
Her voice changed. Applause!
Come on...
You two planned that.
I love you.
Baseball season has started.
There are many ways to enjoy baseball.
First...
Watching the shewebwities pitch and hit.
Watching the celebrities pitch and hit.
Cwapping with thunder shticks
as you watch fwom the bweachers.
Clapping with thunder sticks
as you watch from the bleachers.
Lastly...
You can watch the game wive on TV
on your shofa at home
as you enjoy a wefweshing beer.
Lastly, you can watch the game live on TV
on your sofa at home
as you enjoy a refreshing beer.
I'm throwing the first pitch at a game.
Can you check my form?
I love you.
I caught it.
Do any of the students here have any concerns?
- Me! / - Me!
Teacher Daehui.
I think I have a bad back from aging.
What should I do?
That's when exercising your hips comes first.
People, do the Sexy Baek dance
and have a healthy week.
Sexy Baek, Baek, Baek, Baek!